"ASSEMBLE THE WAYS"

Keywords people have searched recently and landed on my blog:

"Amy Guth" (I would hope)
"typewriter tattoo" (which I have, so this is a reasonable one)
"chicks bubbes" (s/he landed on a post with "bubbie" in it)
"bigmouth strikes again smiths remix" (easy one)
"naked jewish lady" (uh, sorry to dissapoint. Jewish, yes. Naked, no.)
"porn the laundry lady" (Hmm...)
"how to accept yourself" (aw.)
"accept yourself" (do you two know each other? I think you should.)
"when a girls gone wild" (the way this one is worded makes me think he isn't looking for the video, but more for a way to reel his lady back in.)
"bloggers choice award" (Hope you voted! If not, see my sidebar)
"Amy Guth married" (Checking my relationship status, are we?)
"Big mouth girls" (I smell porn, kids)
"big mouth films asexuality" (no clue)
"last minute butt-plug" (!)

"AS I LIVE AND BREATHE, YOU HAVE KILLED ME"

My legs are so sore from all of the sex that I had last night! And, by that I mean, I went to the pharmacy for envelopes, drank a glass of sangria and passed out early on my couch. Naw, my legs really are sore, but only from interval training/sprinting around my neighborhood the other day, and stepping off a curb like a dumbass and nearly spraining my ankle. So graceful, Guth, so graceful.

Anyway. My brain has been on a constant loop today of Mike Doughty's "Rising Sign", "Tijuana Lady" by Gomez and Andrew Bird's "Fake Palindromes"...why?

Lots going on today. Odds and ends, you know. Mail this here, email this here, drop this off, pick this up, write this, edit this, read this, call this person, yadda yadda yadda. Chicago has finally heard that springtime is here, so it's beautiful and sunny today. Chairman Meow is sleeping peacefully on the chair nearby in a tiny ball, I'm busting through my to do list, things are swell.

Just a reminder about the Bloggers Choice Awards. Pleeeeease vote. It'll only take a minute of your time. And, I was nominated in three categories, so you can vote your little heart out, if you wish. Here, I'll even give you the link to get you started. Just click right here and vote yourself silly.

How'd we like that Guthmantics feature yesterday? I thought it was pretty fun. I'm all about community-building activities, as you all know, I'm sure.

"YOU MUST PLEASE REMEMBER"

Have we all voted in the Bloggers Chocie Awards? No? Well, by all means...

Vote, already!

That's better. And, uh, I am nominated in multiple categories. So go nuts.

I have a crazy busy day ahead that covers everything from juvenile afternoon antics for a good cause all the way to upper academia. No time to explain.

Stay tuned because there is so much coming up. I've got a special guest dropping by soonish and you're going to shortly be able to feast your eyes on my asshole interpretation, a tribute to Kurt Vonnegut, over on Vonnegut's Asshole, much like Elizabeth Crane did today, and my pal Brad Listi did a couple of days ago. Oh, just you wait. I went all out to express myself on this one. Heh. Heh heh.

"HOW SOON IS NOW?"

Hey folks! Great news in spades tonight!

I was nominated for a Bloggers Choice Award! I need all of you to please, please click through and vote for me!



That's huge! I did a little dance when I found out! A big thank you to to you for reading, to whoever nominated me and an even bigger in-advance thank you for voting!