Jul 8, 2009

"CALIGULA WOULD HAVE BLUSHED"

Some complain about the occasional pop-up menu of nearby wifi networks on the iPhone. No complaints here, as I find the names of said networks to be endlessly entertaining. Here is another recent gem.

See previously-discovered network gems, too.

Jul 6, 2009

"BURN DOWN THE DISCO"

Two recently favorite'd Tweets, favorite'd for non-professional and non-remember-this-link-for-later purposes:

@HellaSound: can a brother get a Baja-style fish taco up in this b*tch?

@chickiepants: Fuck, this circus tent is creepy.

Jul 4, 2009

"STEP UP TO THE MICROPHONE"

Time for my annual public service announcement:

Years ago tonight, a member of my family was killed by a drunk driver. While enjoying the celebratory day (which I certainly hope you do!), please have a designated driver, and please be very, very aware of other cars on the road.

Jul 3, 2009

"WRITTEN WORDS ON PAPER"

Also, please note: I've passed the torch as an assistant fiction editor at 42 Opus. I enjoyed my time there immensely and wish them, and their wonderful editor, Brian Leary, nothing but the absolute best, and look forward to checking in often to see the wonderful work on the website, which I hope all of you will do as well.

"KING OF YOUR AGE, WHO DO YOU TURN TO WHEN YOU'RE BACKSTAGE?"

Frankly, I was totally down with Michael Jackson for the Ben and Forever, Michael, Off The Wall and Thriller albums. Bad was cool, but Bad was after the Pepsi/fire incident, and, in my mind, that is really when the cracks started to show.

As I've been watching people mourn Michael Jackson's passing for the last several days, it's like a charade, I'm sorry to say. Nobody seems to be mourning a human being, but mourning a larger-than-life persona. And now, his funeral is to be held at the Staples Center? Really? Even in death, he's like a cartoon. Though this is fertile soil for a criticism of what celebrity is and means culturally at this point, instead I'm thinking of the real tragedy and that is: Michael Jackson was a fucked-up, fragile human being, who apparently survived a terrible childhood, and still never was really, really loved for who he was at his core and instead, depended on the hollow love of a planet full of strangers. How could he be-- how can anyone be?-- when larger-than-life and, therefore, surrounded by, I would assume, yes-men and cultural icon worshippers, not one person the voice of reason.

Today, enjoying my morning ritual of coffee and email with one eye on WGN-TV, I was really happy to hear what Rabbi Shmuley Boteach had to say on the matter.

WGN-TV linked to Rabbi Boteach's statement on Twitter after I praised it in a tweet as it happened, and called it a smackdown. I don't think it's a smackdown at all. Rabbi Boteach knew and, as far as I can tell, cared very much for Jackson, and tried, it seems, to be a dependable, reasonable person in MJ's life, only far too late, when MJ was already dying of fame.

Which reminds me of a great Salon.com essay about Anna Nicole Smith by Cintra Wilson just after Smith's death in 2007. Wilson writes:

She was indelicate, but an unstable element nonetheless — not so much a candle in the wind as a bonfire in a hailstorm. But the real similarity between Anna Nicole and Marilyn was their shimmering tension — an unsettlingly powerful physical beauty, collapsing irresistibly in real time beneath the frailties of its hostess. She was entropy porn at its finest.

Our fascinated gaze was her real addiction — and the humiliating media tractor pull between our disgust and our attraction for her was, in all likelihood, both her lover and her murderer. Fame, the only chemotherapy available for the desperate toxicity of narcissism, proves once again that it is deadly enough in its own right to be avoided.

Anyway, the Rabbi Boteach on Michael Jackson clip from WGN-TV is about six minutes and change, but it's worth hearing.

Jul 2, 2009

"WITH A PHOTOGRAPH, EXTRA-TRACK"

See my hilarious virtual makeover on flickr:

Jul 1, 2009

"THERE'S A PLACE IN HELL FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS...?"

Sometimes, when I leave wifi enabled on my iPhone, really hilariously-named wireless networks pop up from time to time: