Jan 31, 2007

"HONEYPIE, WE'RE NOT SAFE HERE"

Take a look at the necklace, then feel free to punch yourself in the face.



Fuckin' Jewish KFed, as he (her nouveau beau) has come to be known. What is his name anyway? I heard he was Kohainim?

Anyway...

I am getting the last of my work pile completed and BOY AM I GLAD! I havent felt Caught Up in weeks. Things just, you know, shifted, as I hoped they would, but they shifted so well that even prepared I felt caught off guard. Not a bad deal, though, if you think about it.

Okay, let me get some stuff finished and I'll be right back in a few hours, eh? Good. Thanks.

Oy, she could at least wear a tasteful Magen David. That big clunky star is positively garish.

6 comments:

Jack said...

Is it just me or does she look like she has a nasty scrape on her cheek.

Adam Shprintzen said...

Wouldn't it be wicked awesome if Britney went through and co-opted a frum phase? On the bright side, she seems to be really skilled at popping out babies, she has half the battle already won.

Wings said...

Actually it looks like she is about half way through a Goth conversion. We've gone from "Sugar and Spice" to "Nasty but Nice" and will soon end up at "Leather and Spikes"

Jessica said...

Wait...THAT is Britney Spears? I must be confused: that's not who I thought she was. And what on earth is a "kfed"? I'm serious. I'm not being funny here.

And I agree: that is a hideously tacky necklace.

Amy Guth said...

Oh, you know who KFed is. Kevin Federline. Ew, I just want to hose that guy down with some antiseptic solution. He looks so skeevy.

I wish we cold all have short little nicknames like "KFed" and "JLo". Where would that leave me? AGu? No way is that gonna happen.

Al Sensu said...

Well first of all, he's now FedX.

And if the photog lowers his POV, you'll see her poontang.