"NEWS ON THE RADIO HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Chag Pesach! The seder was lovely tonight and I'm minutes from falling asleep, terribly happy and stuffed with delicious food and delicious wine. But it'll be my birthday in a matter of hours, so I had to stop by and write a bit. It's funny, I hear people complaining about aging and it makes me laugh. Would we really like to be young and dumb forever? Fuck no. I think birthdays are fantastic. So what if crows' feet are creeping up on me? So what if I have lines to show how much I've laughed? And, the more gray hairs I have, the less black hairs I have to bleach in order to make them magenta. Bring it, I say.