"THE GHOST AND THE STORM OUTSIDE WILL NOT INVADE THIS SACRED SHRINE" (OR...?)

I'm not saying there is an ethereal being in my bathroom, I'm not saying there is not an ethereal being in my bathroom, but the fact remains that the other evening a bar of soap plunked off of the shower caddy by itself and clunked around in the tub and when my cat and I ran in to investigate, the cat got wide-eyed and backed out of the room. Also, just now, I was sitting here minding my own beeswax with the sleeping cat next to me when a loud thonk happened in the bathroom sink that caused the cat to jump up and stare at the toilet and doorway area for several minutes. Just, you know, fyi there.

Oh, no, wait, the cat is again fixed on the doorway. Creepy squared.

Must so much nonsense center around my bathroom?