"A RUSH AND A PUSH AND THE LAND IS OURS"

Hey kids. It's Friday. If you can, watch Sixwire on Next American Band tonight and vote, baby, vote for lng-time family friend, Andy Childs, and his band. You can vote from 8-10pm and it's toll free so you can vote all you'd like.

Now.

I just got this email. Oy vey, scammers aren't even trying anymore! FBI of Nigeria???? Nigeria?!?!?! Oh, hahahahaha! Lame-o, phishing email. Dumbass.

"This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice, the Federal Bureau Investigation ( FBI ), that the sum of $8.3 Million U.S Dollars contained is here in the United State Of America in your name. That is why we have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because the above mentioned amount is a huge amount of money, that is why we want to make sure that money you are about to receive is legal and we need to verify that you are not involved in any terrorist movement and money laundry. it has already been confirmed in your name, but funds are right now in our custody waiting to be released to you,we have verified and investigated that you are the right beneficiary to claim the funds, all we need from you is verification and proof due to the huge amount of money involved.

As a matter of national security, we are to serve and to protect the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. The only advice we can give to you as at this time is to try your best to provide the required document so that your funds will be release to you in your favor, this funds are rightfully yours. You can obtain the document from the FBI in NIGERIA where the fund was transfered from, using the following information:

Agent Robin Scott
Tel:+234-806-830-3318
E-mail: robin.scott15@gmail.com

We have done our verification on your FBI Identification Record and checked your criminal records, the only document remaining now is the Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy us that the money you are about to receive is free from Terrorism and Money Laundry act. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it with you, but if you don't have it, you can get it from the country where the fund was transfered from, you are to contact the Federal Bureau Of Investigation Nigeria to obtain the above required
document."