"GOLDEN LIGHTS"

Hi folks. Just want to remind you about The Dollar Store Show, tonight at The Hideout in Chicago. Come one, come all! It's only a buck and you get to hear Neo-Futurist Founder Greg Allen, Underground Librarian Emerson Dameron and a little of my funny ha-ha, too.

(And, uh, despite what The Chicago Reader insists, I have not gone blonde.)