"I DON'T MIND IF YOU FORGET ME HER"
That twit-bag bang-toy Paris Hilton is just too much. I've tried so hard not to blog about her, because that only adds to her being famous for absolutely nothing, but somethings are just too funny.
Like this article, par example. She called Barbara Walters! Collect! I mean, seriously, does she think we're buying that lame story that in a couple of days she's turned over a new leaf and that she'll actually open a home for sick children? The article says, "She thought she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys."
Sorry, lambykins, Ronald McDonald sorta has that market cornered. Maybe you could stick to things you know more about and open a whorehouse for disadvantaged youth. That'd be neat. Also, since she regularly drops two grand on a purse, maybe if she really wants to help, she could, say, fund the fucking thing herself.
Also, I like how she claims to be reading the Bible. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It's killing me! Maybe she is confused and actually reading this bible. Poor child.
I think perhaps my favorite quote from the article is, "I haven't looked in the mirror since I got here." Will someone go get the poor girl a blue ribbon? Really. She's so pretty and she's been so brave by not looking in the mirror. Must be killing her to rob herself of one of her few remaining joys like that. I'm sure it's hard to be that pretty. And, it's cute how she calls being dumb "an act" and not say, just good ol' fashioned garden variety bratty apathetic stupidity.
Don't get me wrong, if she actually did something useful and constructive with her money besides buying Chihuahuas and doing coke, I think it would be great. But, uh, sorry, after watching this video that my BFF Schwartzy so generously posted, I'm not buying a word of her crap.
