"I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT, BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR"

Oh mercy, I just can't say no to hats. Especially funny hats, as we might recall courtesy Thanksgiving 2006 and recent Target adventures. (Really, I have ambitions to bring hats back to popular fashion for women, but that is a conversation for another day.)

Tim Jahn's speedy camera skillz + rooftop party at the Tribune Tower + me all hopped up on orange soda + the introduction of a certain designer's very festive Razorbacks hat =