"WHY DO I GIVE VALUABLE TIME...?"
I still love The Cure's Disintegration album so much. It takes me right back! While I was sitting here moments ago, merrily working away to said album, I looked out the window and was shocked to see a woman cleaning our her Very Expensive Car by tossing this shit out onto the street.
I opened the window and said Hey, what do you think you're doing, filthpig? and she shot a Mind your own business! at me and drove away. Unforchly, I didn't think to get her plate numbers and blog them for all of youse to see, but rest assured I will blog those digits like a mothahfuckah if she parks on my street again.
3 comments:
What, you labeled "unforch" and not "filthpig"?
Love them both, but filthpig takes the prize. I've added that to the SED -- Sensu English Dicktionary
Well, Filthpig is a word borrowed from another-- wait, I stole them both. Nevermind. Filthpig tag forthcoming.
Har.
filthpig?
I love that in a woman
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