Jul 2, 2007

"LAST NIGHT I DREAMT..."

Last night, I had this dream that Isaac Mizrahi was doing my hair then he sent me to shop in a boutique in the front of his store. He had this really ugly polo shirt that was pink and blue and silly and he wanted me to buy it. I refused and his assistant locked me in the store and demanded $80 for it. But I'll never wear that shirt, I told her. She make fun of me a little, so I got a sharpie and wrote Yiddish words all over it.

WTF?

Busy day ahead. Happy Monday.

4 comments:

Rhetorically Sterculian said...

Did they include:

'maidel mit a klaidel'

'Polo? Kush meer in toches, schmatas!

Poor schlemazel, Amy

orieyenta said...

Oh that is so asking for someone to make you a pink and blue polo shirt with Yiddish words all over it.

Sizzle said...

that dream rules!

Betsy said...

Hm, I had a dream that I was Marc Jacobs' assistant and he was really mean! And then I remembered I already had a career and I said, I don't have to do this!