"ASK ME, UH-HO-HO, ASK ME"
Ten Things I Wish I Had Today:
1. A foreign accent
2. A new desk and chair
3. A bigger and better kitchen trash can
4. More of a green thumb
5. More patience with toggle bolts
6. A movie camera
7. Swords without double edges
8. Backup singers to follow me around
9. A magic truth potion
10. A laundry intern
4 comments:
Ha! The last one is, of course, my favorite.
a laundry intern? that is so funny.
I thought it sounded more mannerly than "a person to come do my laundry"
I would totally be your back up singer.
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