Jun 14, 2007

"ANYTHING IS HARD TO FIND, WHEN YOU WILL NOT OPEN YOUR EYES"

Here are the latest keywords people have been using in searches that have landed them here on this blog:

amy guth: Present.

amy guth blog: You found it, friend.

amy guth husband: No such dude, sorry.

amy guth pics: They exist.

amy guth birthplace: It was Asheville, NC. I lived there the first year of my life.

amy guth wikipedia: repeatedly denied, apparently I am not notable enough. Or my friend who is trying to post it is a shitty wikipediaist.

free picture of fooball player wifes or women: no clue

bigmouth boat supply: no clue

hairdresser on fire poem: logical enough, cute that you call it a poem

fainting after injury: usually

two faced bigmouth strikes again: bitter. I wonder what the searcher was looking to find. They only stuck around thirty seconds, so it wasn't here, whatever it was.

bigmouth indeed strikes again: Welcome.

three fallen women: You're close. Look in the right sidebar there and order as many as you'd like.

you're gonna need someone: Everyone does sooner or later.

hugh behm-steinberg: he's a poet.

rick karlin: wonderful man, buy his book

bigmouth indeed: Welcome.

where to buy weatherstripping: Hardware store.

lisa simpson evaluate me: I wish she would.

coffee with extra caffeine: Terrifying, isn't it?

songs with the name amy in them: Tons!

dragon's triangle trench: see blog posts this week

amie winehouse balls: and whiskey, don't forget the whiskey

bigmouth strikes again: great song

dragons triangle worm hole: see blog posts this week

ichiban eggplant recipes: share 'em when you find 'em

monroe, la-- kosher hummus: never thought I'd see those terms together

meaning behind big mouth strikes again: just dig the song, friend

black hole mariana trench bermuda triangle: see blog posts this week

kyrie eleison what the hell does that mean: I wonder, too. And now that song is stuck in my head.

coffee driving: ??

big teeth mouth: ???

how to pronounce reconstucted greek: You're barking up the wrong tree, friend.

whatever happens for the 80s lyrics: Well, whatever does happen?

2 comments:

jewgirl said...

those keywords are hysterical! I have many favorites.

anandamide said...

I love the pure randomness of search terms. Here are two recent ones I got:
"diagnosis of patient with orange tongue"
"making LSD out of orange peel".

I have to post more stuff with "orange" in it. Apparently "orange" is the new "naked pamela anderson".