Nov 29, 2006

"FOUND FOUND FOUND"

Shit! Dahhling Katie Schwartz tagged me for a film meme and I totally spaced it. So, without further ado...

Popcorn or candy? Popcorn. I love the crunchy/salty, but don't have much of a sweet tooth.

Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever. I'm such an asswipe. I almost never see anything but foreign or docmentary films when I do go, so there are tons of mainstream flicks I've been meaning to get to. Tons.

You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom? James Cameron for his idiotic and arrogant acceptance speech. Linda Hamilton gets it, for sitting in the audience and hiding her uter mortification for being married to such an ego-maniac.

Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. I'll just go ahead and take all of Amelie's wardrobe, thanks.

Your favorite film franchise: Hmm. Off the top of my head the Evil Dead trilogy wins. "Hello, LOVER!"

Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them? Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Peter Greenaway, Johnny Knoxville. Because they seem interesting enough. Good ol' down-to-earth vegetarian lasagna and homemade sourdough bread.. something simple and humble.

What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater? Being that much of a dumbass is punishment enough.

Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens.

What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie? Leonardo DiCaprio's constant butchering of accents.

Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama"): Documentary

You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power? I force Brad Pitt and Nicolas cage to end their love-affair with themselves and return to their respective True Romance and Raising Arizona comedic goldmine genres.

Bonnie or Clyde? Bonnie.

Who am I tagging to answer this survey? Jo Mama. Skirmish. Leah. Sparkypoo.

If Jesus were to submit a synopsis of a documentary about life in America since 9/11, what would his pov be? I don't know, but I think "Jesusland, starring The United States of America" would be a catchy little title.

4 comments:

Leah said...

D'oh! I'll try and hit it this weekend.

diane said...

Yay! I was actually hoping I would get this one. :) I too will probably hit it this weekend.

katie schwartz said...

I love tagging you. Your responses are so flawless. Can I tag you for another? It's a different meemish, more personal.

The Oscar recall, HOWLING. that was brilliant.

hahahahahahhahahah

you remain, a goddess of epic proportions!

Amy Guth said...

Tag away, fair Katie! Tag away!