Oct 29, 2006


G-d, Katie Schwartz is funny. I find myself laughing out loud again and again while reading that sharp blog of hers and am always flatteringly and pleasantly surprised when I spot a link to me. This time, it was a meme-tag, which I can't refuse, so without further ado...

Five Things You Don't Know About Me

1. I have accidentally eaten salsa with lube in it. More than once.

2. I have been both accurately and inaccurately hate-crimed. In the same year.

3. Once night at Kingston Mines, I was introduced to the man who claims to be The Leroy Brown ("badest man in the whole damn town"). He declared I am a "hot peppah".

4. I have seen the following hair bands live, all by last-minute invitations from friends, with less than one hour notice each time: KISS, Foreigner, Poison, Ratt, L.A. Guns, Whitesnake, Journey and Aerosmith. And Sammy Hagar's solo show where he felt compelled to spit tequilla at me.

5. I love hardware stores and handywoman projects, but scream like a five-year-old when confonted with an insect, especially if that insect is a spider.


diane said...

Amy, I will happily escort spiders & assorted bugs out of your home if you will do any sanding, drilling or assembly that needs to be done in mind. :)

Amy Guth said...

I win! That's the best deal I've ever heard!

Leah said...

I've been trying to figure out how lube gets into salsa. I've decided it was a photoshoot and that is the trick of the trade for a foodstylist.

Am I close?

Amy Guth said...

Not even in the ballpark, unfortunately.

katie schwartz said...

you are so funny!!! I love your list.

as one of your daily readers, I am requesting a detailed account of accidentally eating salsa with lube more than once, PLEASE!!!

that's one hell of a yarn you simply have to spin.

Leah said...

I don't know if I can handle the truth.


On second thought, yes, yes I can.

Spill it Guth!