"SISTER I'M A POET"

I would like to take just a moment to applaud UbyKotex's advertising campaign for the smart-assery involved in subverting the smile-and-dance-in-all-white feminine hygiene product commercials, which have long been both completely out of touch with reality and completely absurd.

Embedding is disabled by the marketers so head to YouTube to watch So Obnoxious and Reality Check.