"GOLDEN LIGHTS, DISPLAYING YOUR NAME"

Headlines I never thought I'd read, yet am delighted to have done so:

"David Byrne and Fatboy Slim Immortalize Imelda Marcos" by Isis Madrid on Flavorwire
What it's actually about: exactly what the headline says.

"Can't Buy Jappiness" on Yo, Yenta!
What it's actually about: Illustrator Vanessa Davis

"How to really enjoy your dead career" by Librarian Mary on Awful Library Books
What it's actually about: A hilariously awful book called "Confronting Nonpromotability"