Dec 21, 2007

"DISPLAYING YOUR NAME"

Hey, hep cats, you know what's not cool? Writing to an author and pretending you are a fan of her work or a bookstore employee and inviting her to come read only to reply to her professional, affirmative email with an invitation to join you in your hot tub/perform fellatio on you/jerk off on her face. If you do something like that, you know what it makes you? A fucking douchebag, that's what! And, as an added bonus, if you've been warned once and ever try it again, you'll get your name and email published here on The 'Mouth.

Remember kids, just say no to people suffering from general meanness, negativity thrills, douchebaggery and cuntitude.

9 comments:

Adam Deutsch said...

I love it when I hear you're making new friends.

Josh Honn said...

I say you publish it right now. That is not really a "second chance" offense. And what if this d-bag is doing this to other female authors? I'm sorry you had to go through that!

Leah said...

Wow, I'm not sure they deserve a warning, but respect you for giving one. Sheesh, people will never cease to amaze me. Never. I wish they would (in the negative sense anyway).

Oy.

Amy Guth said...

Deutschay: Right? Always.

ChakaHonn: Naw, I'm not mad, I just think it was a lame-ass move.

Leahleh: For reals. People, in the general sense, are fucking awful.

You guys remember when Kim Bassinger bought a town and tried to make it a law to be nice? I wouldda moved there.

Bubs said...

Sorry to hear about that.

But, on a brighter note, you've given me a wonderful gift with that "kick your ass" graphic. I'll be using that in the future.

Thanks!

Amy Guth said...

Ha, Bubs, that's so funny--- I totally thought of you when I found that graphic.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You observations have been duly noted.

Anonymous said...

Did the douchebag at least ask nicely? I mean, would a "please may I hot tub & ejaculate on your face, thank you" be too much to ask??? Sheesh.

jewgirl said...

what an assholic prick. that is so disgusting. shiva.