Apr 27, 2007

"IS IT REALLY SO STRANGE?"

Obviously, I have some free time tonight.

The Worst Possible Songs To Attempt To Listen To
Whilst Having Sex of Any Variety

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?/Rod Stewart
Infatuation/Rod Stewart
If We Fall In Love Tonight/Rod Stewart
Sailing/Christopher Cross
Ride Like The Wind/Christopher Cross
Mr. Roboto/Styx
The Lion Sleeps Tonight/The Tokens
Hangin' Tough/New Kids on The Block
Electric Youth/Debbie Gibson
Papa Don't Preach/Madonna
Wild, Wild West/Escape Club
Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)/The Looking Glass
Do You Know The Way To San Jose?/Dionne Warwick
Diana/Paul Anka
Knock Three Times/Tony Orlando
America the Beautiful/Pat Boone
We Are The World/USA for Africa
Ghostbusters/Ray Parker, Jr.
Even The Nights Are Better/Air Supply
Sit Down You're Rocking The Boat/Guys & Dolls Original B'way Cast
Theme from "Miami Vice"/Jan Hammer
Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now/Jefferson Starship
I Want To Know What Love Is/Foreigner
Iesha/Another Bad Creation
Keep Your hands To Yourself/Georgia Satellites
Walk the Dinosaur/Was (Not Was)

9 comments:

Wings - john k said...

OMG, you either must be REALLY bored or had the worst one nighter in history.

Amy Guth said...

Very, very bored. :)

Peter A. Gerharz said...

I only disagree about the Ghostbusters Theme song. As a culture, we need to be keenly aware that anything related to Ghostbusters carries a wide breadth of applicability and often times solves problems we may not have even noticed.

AL RULES said...

what the hell are you talking about? if there is a better song for masturbation than "we are the world" i haven't heard it...

that part where cyndi lauper starts whining or whatever it is she does, ughhh... brb... need to ummm... go to the washroom...

Lee said...

sister christian by night ranger

Amy Guth said...

ohhh, good call, Lee!

Eric Spitznagel said...

Really? You think these are the "worst" songs to listen to whilst having sex? I beg to differ. "Hangin' Tough" may not be particularly sexy, but if you believe (as I do) that laughing uncontrollably makes for better orgasms, I can't think of a better soundtrack.

You're probably right about the Madonna song, though. Lyrics like "I'm keeping my baby" probably won't do much to enhance the mood.

jake ryan of sixteen candles fame said...

If you'd spend the night with me, you wouldn't even notice the music.

Amy Guth said...

Well, that's not going to happen. Ever.