Mar 14, 2007

"YOU MUST PLEASE REMEMBER"

Everyone who weighed in on the previous post about the douchey grocery-store clerk felt just about the same way-- write the letter. I think the comment that really sold me came from my brilliant and kind BFF, Katie Schwartz who reminded me about elderly persons on a fixed income who would be without if their groceries were broken. So, that does it. I'm writing the letter. More on that later.

So, anyone have a theory on why I woke up feeling like I had been punched in the ribcage? Did someone break in just to kick me in my sleep? How did I miss that? This is far greater than any pounce a nine pound cat could possibly deliver. What gives?

Anyway...



Look at that! March, folks, is Small Press Month. We should celebrate! Let's start by taking a look at the Small Press Month website. Especially the Things To Do section. Look at all of the ways we can easily support small press media.

I'm just saying. It wouldn't kill you.

15 comments:

"jew" "girl" said...

you are so cute, my bff fahevah!

I am so glad you're writing the letter.

hate waking up feeling a punch. ugh. hang in, toots.

hitting small press site now..

Anonymous said...

the comment on the previous post was meant for you, you stupid dumbass. Couldn't resist sicking your entourage, could you?

You looked like a fat ass in the pictures from your reading. Want to publish this comment, too?

NaipulScholar said...

Please take your small-penis fueled, mysogny elsewhere anon. Only a scared little boy could write such vitriol. My apologies if I used far too complex a word for your tiny, little, hate-filled pea brain to process.

Wings - john k said...

Whoa! Just a little vile spewing there? Gee, is there a minion mafia?

Like the idea of Small Press Month, only wish I heard about it earlier. Interesting spread of states that have events.

Care to publish the IP address of Mr. Anonymous? We could have some real fun. ;)

Amy Guth said...

Well, now that's not very nice. Haha, you're so pissed off that you can't even spell.

I'm not going to fight you, anonymous.

diane said...

Ha ha, anon you are making yourself look like an ass more than we ever could.
And as for Amy's entourage, it's not like she put a call out that said, "Read my blog and post a comment at this guy!"
Nope, we all read it and went, wow, this guy is an idiot!!
I don't even know where to begin with the idiocy of the fat ass comment...

rabbi David said...

Anonymous, my friend, you must please remember that every action placed out into the world directs such back to you. Live a just life with positive actions and positivity comes to you.

If dear Ms. Guth has upset you, perhaps a nice letter to her (privately) would help the situation to reach some resolution. In my experience, she is a fair person, a reasonable person and someone who would be very bothered to know she had acted wrongly. Just look at her responses to your comments. She is not unreasonable, she is keeping her head. Perhaps she does not know you harbor such anger, or perhaps, she is not the real source of your pain, but a mere symbol.

May you find stillness and peace within yourself, my friend. May you one day have the strength to discuss without resorting to rudeness and stand up for yourself by leaving your name when you feel slighted.

Amy Guth said...

Many thanks for your kind and wonderful comment, Rabbi David.

Eric Spitznagel said...

"Fat ass?" Are you kidding me? Have you been hanging out mostly with midgets? Why do I get this very vivid image of you staring at a dime and thinking, "Stupid coin is too fucking fat?"

Amy's Mom said...

Ok Anonymous. I tried to be nice before but now you have made Momma mad. It is time for you to zip it. If you can't control yourself, then maybe you really are a Rat Fucker!

"jew" "girl" said...

anonymous,

were you unable to go super big potty today? was the short bus late? did a bug crawl up your ass and die?

look, it happens to the best of us. I feel you, dawg. I really do. I also think you have your amy guth's mixed up. this amy guth literally invented fairness and kindness. seriously, look it up in the dictionary. you'll see this amy's picture right there. honest!

if you can't play nice, maybe you should find a new sandbox. you're very mean. it's not nice. change. now!

Amy Guth said...

Haha, Ma Guth, you're killing me! Who knew "Rat Fucker" was supposed to be capitalized?

karen kirsch said...

Rat Fucker? Do you know my ex-husband? I think he was the Mayor of Rat Fuckerberg.

the prosecutor said...

Anonymous is a schoolyard bully who deserves to get his/her nose bloodied. In my professional experience, such garden-variety assholes eventually suffer karmic judicial vengeance for some of their many cruel, cowardly acts. Until then, pointing, laughing at, and otherwise ridiculing the moron seems to be a fine approach to a solution. Or at least a fun one. But, oh, how I'd love to see anonymous sitting at the defendant's table. [sigh] A girl can dream, right?

By the way, anonymous, though it's never appropriate to unjustifiably insult another person, it's utterly foolhardy to insult a woman quite capable of kicking your ass. Ah, and insulting a woman with a loyal posse denotes supreme doltishness. You, sir/madam, are the dumbass.

Sizzle said...

your mom called anon a Rat Fucker. i love your mom.